bind pub - ".adv" adv bind pub o ".ips" ips bind pub - ".ipv6" ipv6 bind pub - ".vhosts" vhosts bind pub - ".website" website bind pub - ".info" iinfo bind pub - ".servers" datacenter bind pub - ".staff" staff bind pub - ".help" ihelp bind pub - "!adv" adv bind pub - "!ips" ips bind pub - "!ipv6" ipv6 bind pub - "!vhosts" vhosts bind pub - "!website" website bind pub - "!info" iinfo bind pub - "!servers" datacenter bind pub - "!staff" staff bind pub - "!help" ihelp bind pub - ".heartbeat" heartbeat bind pub - "!heartbeat" heartbeat proc adv {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \0031,15 • \002Pyrex Hosting\002 • Hosting That Combines All Advantages • \002http://www.pyrexhosting.com\002 • Fast Customer Support ~ Instant Setup •" } proc ips {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315,1\[\0037,1System Admin\00315,1\] \0030,1Msging $nick IP Information" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \0034 67.21.86.2 - Main System Ip" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \0034 67.21.86.3 - Assigned Axis" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \0034 67.21.86.4 - Assigned Axis" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \0034 67.21.86.5 - Assigned TooCool" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \0034 67.21.86.6 - Assigned SexyNigg" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \0034 67.21.86.7 - Assigned Knox" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \0034 67.21.86.8 - Assigned Ganjashe" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \0034 67.21.86.9 - Assigned Chronics" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.10 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.11 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.12 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.13 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.14 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.15 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.16 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.17 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.18 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.19 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.20 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.21 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.22 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.23 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.24 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.25 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.26 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.27 - UnAssigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.28 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.29 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.30 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.31 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.32 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \0034 67.21.86.33 - Assigned Eddie" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.34 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.35 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.36 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.37 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.38 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.39 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.40 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.41 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.42 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.43 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.44 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.45 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.46 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.47 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.48 - UnAssigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.49 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.50 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.51 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.52 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.53 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.54 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.55 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.56 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.57 - UnAssigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.58 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.59 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.60 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.61 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.86.62 - Unassigned" } proc ipv6 {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315,1\[\0037,1System Admin\00315,1\] \0030,1Msging $nick IPV6 Information" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::2 - Main System Ip" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::3 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::4 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::5 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::6 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::7 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::8 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::9 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::10 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::11 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::12 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::13 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::14 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::15 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::16 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::17 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::18 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::19 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::20 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::21 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::22 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::23 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::24 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::25 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::26 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::27 - UnAssigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::28 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::29 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::30 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::31 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::32 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::33 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::34 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::35 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::36 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::37 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::38 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::39 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::40 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::41 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::42 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::43 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::44 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::45 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::46 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::47 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::48 - UnAssigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::49 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::50 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::51 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::52 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::53 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::54 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::55 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::56 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::57 - UnAssigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::58 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::59 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::60 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::61 - Unassigned" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 2610:150:4c0b::62 - Unassigned" } proc vhosts {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315,1\[\0037,1System User\00315,1\] \0030,1Msging $nick Vhost Information" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00315**** System Vhost List ****" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.195 - i.realise.you.are.all.bichar.es" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.196 - im.not.the.only.madhacker.biz" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.197 - your.momma.is.a.skinnybiatch.org" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.198 - this.server.smells.like.someone.farted.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.199 - grandma.got.me.a.fluiduplink.com" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.200 - fast.internet.with.a.giganode.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.201 - fapping.to.girls.in.a.lesbianbath.com" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.202 - wow.stfu-kthx.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.203 - went.into.a.dark.alley.and.got.strangled.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.204 - the.fbi.wants.you.for.being.a.chickenkiller.com" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.205 - nulldev.is.deadsilence.tk" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.206 - you.are.added.tothe.ignorelist.com" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.207 - crystal.balls.cant.get.my.info.tm" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.208 - you.asked.out.an.ugly.chick.and.got.re-jected.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.209 - your.shell.was.to.slow.and.got.re-jected.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.210 - your.credit-card.was.re-jected.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.211 - armed.with.a.computer.and.m0dem.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.212 - dials-in.from.your.m0dem.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.213 - got.topsite.axx.but.lost.my.m0dem.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.214 - fj33r.my.56k.m0dem.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.215 - elmo.tickles.my-pickle.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.216 - assualted.a.burger.king.worker.cuz.she.forgot.my-pickle.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.217 - your.girlfriend.enjoys.licking.my-pickle.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.218 - porn.is.better.on.a.80inchtv.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.219 - watches.porn.on.a.80inchtv.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.220 - watching.dvds.on.my.80inchtv.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.221 - jerry.springer.is.great.on.a.80inchtv.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.222 - stole.a.80inchtv.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.223 - hooked.my.computer.up.to.my.80inchtv.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.224 - sitting.on.my.fat.ass.watching.my.80inchtv.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.225 - your.shell.is.down.and.it.wont.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.226 - just.shat.myself.ill.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.227 - gotta.murder.some.packet-kiddies.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.228 - house.is.on.fire.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.229 - on.the.toilet.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.230 - hacking.your.system.ill.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.231 - pizza.is.here.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.232 - fucking.you.mom.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.233 - dont.privmsg.me.cause.ill.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.234 - going.to.nuke.iraq.so.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.235 - dont.whois.me.ill.berightback.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.236 - dont.look.at.my.lamehost.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.237 - radu.universal.edu.au" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.238 - lady.zef.yolandi.ro" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.239 - all.i.want.is.a.girl.and.a.pocket.full.of.m0ney.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.240 - tension.dieantwoord.ro" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.241 - undernet.sux.ms" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.242 - bought.this.shell.with.stolen.m0ney.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.243 - she.likes.the.taste.of.my.s3m3n.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.244 - filled.her.beaver.with.my.s3m3n.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.245 - your.gf.gives.me.blowjob.bcz.she.likes.my.s3m3n.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.246 - you.are.my.bitch.and.iam.your.mast3r.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.247 - kiddies.decided.to.give.me.a.bad.connecti0n.us" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.248 - 248.67.21.67.static.shellsolutions.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.249 - 249.67.21.67.static.shellsolutions.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.250 - 250.67.21.67.static.shellsolutions.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.251 - 251.67.21.67.static.shellsolutions.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.252 - 252.67.21.67.static.shellsolutions.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.253 - 253.67.21.67.static.shellsolutions.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00310 67.21.67.254 - 254.67.21.67.static.shellsolutions.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $nick \00315**** EOF ****" } proc website {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315**** WebSite & Links ****" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \0039http://www.shellsolutions.net - Main website" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310http://znc.shellsolutions.net:8000 - Znc Control Panel" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310http://www.shellsolutions.net/forum - Our community Forum" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310http://support.shellsolutions.net/ - Our Support Panel" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310http://billing.shellsolutions.net/ - Our Billing Panel" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310http://www.shellsolutions.net/downloads.php - Our Dedicated downloads Page" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315**** EOF ****" } proc iinfo {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315**** Shell Solutions Commands ****" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310.website - Website Info" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310.ips - List Of Used & Unused Ips" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310.vhosts - List Of Vhosts Within Shell Solutions" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310.datacenter - Shell Solutions datacenter information" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315**** EOF ****" } proc datacenter {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315**** Shell Solutions Server information ****" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 SharkTech Server" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 Hostname: vortex.shellsolutions.net" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 Network Speed: 100 mbit port" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 Bandwidth: Unmetered" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 Ip Addresses: 62 IPV4 & 62 IPV6" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 Intended Use: Shells, Eggdrops and Vhosted Apps" } proc staff {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315**** Shell Solutions Staff information ****" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 Eddie - System Administration - Tech Support" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 Squire - Technical Administration - Tech Support" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 " puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 If You Need Help And We Aren't Around Please Submit A Ticket At http://billing.shellsolutions.net" } proc ihelp {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00315**** Shell Solutions Command information ****" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 " puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 .vhosts - Vhost List" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 .servers - List Of Servers" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 .staff - Staff List" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 .ips - ipv4 IP List" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 .ipv6 - ipv6 IP List" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 .sysinfo - Box System Information" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 .uptime - Box uptime" puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 " puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310 If You Need Help And We Aren't Around Please Submit A Ticket At http://billing.shellsolutions.net" } proc heartbeat {nick uhost hand chan text} { puthelp "PRIVMSG $chan \00310Heartbeat: \0037All Services Fully Running 100% - Global Uptime: 100%" }