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a years supply of canned ham!
a shiny new corvette!
hand-me-down underwear from Uncle Bob.
a big bucket of Crisco.
a big kiss from me! *SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH*
a night in the slammer.
two fish heads and a partridge in a pear tree.
a cute, soft, and cuddly teddy bear with big brown eyes.
a $200 gift certificate at Toys R Us
your very own nose hair trimming kit.
a free massage from our swedish specialist Sven.
a months supply of freshy, minty Pepsodent.
a trip around the room.
toe nail clippings from the celebrity of your choice.
